EMO Stuff

EMO Stuff

If you are or know any of these "creatures" that we inhabit the world of rock today, read this post. If you know another rule to be an EMO, comments that will add here.

Definition
"Emocore, who listens to rock musiquinhas sentimental and syrupy feel like crying. Has suicidal tendencies, always try to cut the wrist, but never have the courage. Even though it was a man, sees no problem in playing with dolls and house, or take tea and telling gossip."
(Definition in the dictionary Orfox)

01 - Never admit you are emo, why do we admit that we are considered to be the emo posers, which is worse to be emo (if there is something worse).

02 - Wear the old and children five years of age, mix polo shirts, striped vests, suéter.Essas things out of fashion. (And look at that we say that are in fashion)

03 - Use goggles if you do not need them, preferably style welder.

04 - Always complain the system and never do anything to improve it, just complain.

05 - Despite being happy he was sad for everybody feel sorry for you.

06 - Do not look anyone in the eye, give a dog hungry.

07 - When you see a fight in the street, make a scandal and then start to cry and talk about the violence in the world (this will make you gain strokes and caresses).

08 - Cry for a Tues fly landed on his shoulder.

09 - Wear the opposite sex.

10 - Paint the hair strange colors.

11 - Pay stick, a stick without paying emo is not emo.

12 - If you ask if you are emo, says he is a HC, this is the excuse we all.

13 - Run behind the most popular in the hope you turn one of them.

14 - Take photos with relaxed poses, photos meaningless, and in black and colored branco.As are taken by the emo posers.

15 - Start your interest in years 50, 60 and 70, although you do not even have thought to exist at that time.

16 - Change the nick of your MSN e Orkut regularly.

17 - Put prefixes before the nick or name as Miss, Srto, Owner, Owner, Lady, Sir, Yours, Mister, etc ...

18 - Use belts filled with ornaments of metal.

19 - From a child, and remember all their games, recalling them in pictures and posting in their flogs. 

20 - Invite you is not very close pra comentar no seu flog. 

21 - If you're female, put something like this on your Orkut profile: I am not a product, not to the sale, do not label me, I do not use, do not borrow, etc ... 

22 - If the poor do (a) and tell all your faults and problems in your profile. 

23 - Do not eat meat, you pity the poor little animals. 

24 - We arrived at the number emo. 

25 - Use bows. 

26 - Use allstar scrawled. (If grid even better)

27 - Short British rock. style the libertines. 

28 - Take photos with the crooked mouth and face thoughtful. 

29 - Do not forget the piercings. 

30 - At the parties go to emo and character dance reggae and funk. (Do not care what others will say) 

31 - Use a dark style competition to do with metal. 

32 - Use makeup exaggerated male or female. 

33 - If you are girl, call your best friend marida. 

34 - Use Botons Botons and more. 

35 - When we go out with others, to laugh at everything and try to find the owner (a) of the situation. 

36 - In 15 years of festivals, go to allstar, suit and makeup. (Will be beautiful and all we are going to want you) 

37 - Say it is against U.S. imperialism but use and abuse of music / brands / logos Americans. 

38 - Be addicted to The OC. 

39 - Have webcam but never invite anyone or accept invitations. (In fact you should not accept anything decent) 

40 - Take one of manic depressive without depression. 

41 - Stir with people on the street. (It's a great exercise) 

42 - Speak ill of the world behind. (Friend or not.) 

43 - Use giant bangs, haircuts emo and find them. 

44 - Go cut hair in the trainee Senac. 

45 - Worship your All Star. 

46 - Listen Blink 182 and Good Charlotte. (Bands very "batons" in its slang.) 

47 - In times of class, use their uniform as normal clothes. 

48 - Have a bad taste of #%%@. p 

49 - If you add on MSN and use usernames and colorful. 

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